He's a pretty fly guy. Even for a white one. Oh yes. He shares my love for blue kool-aid. And lemonade. He's going to find me and attack me viciously, and pelt smarties at me. The sundae kind. Oooh yeah.  

 

So yes you must worship Shane. Shane Gelinas. From Ontario. His great, great uber coolness. And dumpster diving abilities. Bow down, bow down to a n*gger that is greater than you.

 

So what else can I say about this fine, fine gentleman. Maybe I should auction him off. Start a human auction. Pimp him out .. Hey I am a pimp to Bryce, why not him.

 

He like me does not like distances. Boo to that. Distances suck. Someday, I'll get my car, and I'll go out and stalk this kid. It will be great, great fun.

 

I'll elaborate on this more later ... But to Shane ... I did it ... I'm getting up there now. BLAHHYYY!